Monday, May 3, 2010
First assholes, then idiots, then me.
I'd like to take a three lane highway and cram it up the ass of every one that has no idea how to drive on one. That goes for two lane ones too. There are only personalities, expressing themselves on the road. there are no law biders, no folks that use logic, just a bunch of rabid personalities showing their worst ass. Three lanes of idiots.
The right lane is my friend. It has all the attributes I look for in a lane. It has a view to the right, what other lane has that? Really, it is the lane with a view, and if you take advantage of that when the traffic is light, and there is a friend in the car, you can get a word in while looking that way.
Personally I hate folks that look at me while they are in the drivers seat, talk and look ahead, not at my head. But I digress.
The fact is you get no view in the left hand lane unless it's on coming traffic that you dig fixing on. and the center lane that gets the most occupants is shit for views, all you get is the ass end of the ones ahead and the ones that are passing on the left, and me, that guy passing on the right. Oh I love you right lane.
It's my lane. I go places in it when there is the population of Texas in the middle one and Alaska in the left. to be continued: And that snake....... he is still living, he was on a private road and I just shot him with the camera.
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